They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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