ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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