I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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