mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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