I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We are two peas in an std pod
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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