GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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