Already got asked if we're dating
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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