i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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