Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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