i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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