So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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