you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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