Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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