ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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