i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
