he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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