So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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