whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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