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I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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