ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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