Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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