i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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