And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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