How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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