this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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