wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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