so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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