Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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