Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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