Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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