Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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