Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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