i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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