is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Panties = found
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