LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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