fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he fucked my hip out of place.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Holy shit dude........stairs
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