eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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