Please, let me fuck your mom
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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