I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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