i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i think i have two assholes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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