belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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