So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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