one word: firstdatebathroomanal
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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