Come see our sink grown plant.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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