I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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