At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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