I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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