I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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