Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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