I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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