Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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I need you to use more vowels.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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