I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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