Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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