We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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