Sponge bath it is.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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